My friend told me that there has been medical findings stating that too much chocolate can cause irritable bowel syndrome (IBS).

It explains why I always get upset stomach after every double chocolate brownie or chocolate bundt from Starbucks, although I could have sworn that any one of the abovementioned can wipe out ant colonies with diabetes. In the past year, I have developed allergy to crabs, clams and now chocolate.

I think I might as well kill myself.