Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is... a pair of boots re-defines luxury and indulgence. It should set new standards for the word overkill. The boots should have the following features:

Waterproof
Insulated
Slip Resistant
Electrical Hazard Resistant
Puncture Resistant
Steel Toe
Metatarsal Guard
Static Dissipative


Such perfect equipment does exist and Santa, you should get a pair too.